Never After | Jacob

JACOB

†time period: Past. | Present. | Future.
†type: Adventure. | Horror. | Action. | Drama. | Fantasy.
†status: Closed; reserved for Ren.
†note(s): * If reserved and/or closed under no exception will said character be open for roleplaying with anyone other then the person they are reserved for.

Folks, Id like to sing a song about the American Dream
About me, about you
About the way our American hearts
beat way down in the bottom of our chests
About that special feeling we get in the cockles of our hearts
Maybe below the cockles,
Maybe in the sub cockle area,
Maybe in the liver, maybe in the kidneys,
Maybe even in the colon, we dont know

Im just a regular Joe, with a regular job
Im your average white, suburbanite slob
I like football and porno and books about war
I got an average house, with a nice hardwood floor
My wife and my job, my kids and my car
My feet on my table, and a Cuban cigar

But sometimes that just aint enough to keep a man like me interested
(oh no, no way, uh uh)
No I gotta go out and have fun at someone elses expense
(woah yeah, yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah)
I drive really slow in the ultra fast lane
While people behind me are going insane

Im an asshole (hes an asshole)
Im an asshole (hes an asshole, such an asshole)

I use public toilets and I piss on the seat
I walk around in the summer time saying "how about this heat?"

Im an asshole (hes an asshole)
Im an asshole (hes the worlds biggest asshole)

Sometimes I park in handicapped spaces
While handicapped people make handicapped faces

Im an asshole (hes an asshole)
Im an asshole (hes a real fucking asshole)

Maybe I shouldnt be singing this song
Ranting and raving and carrying on
Maybe theyre right when they tell me Im wrong
Nah

Im an asshole (hes an asshole)
Im an asshole (hes the worlds biggest asshole)

You know what Im gonna do
Im gonna get myself a 1967 Cadillac Eldorado convertible
Hot pink, with whale skin hubcaps
And all leather cow interior
And make brown baby seal eyes for head lights (yeah)
And Im gonna drive in that baby at 115 miles per hour
Gettin' 1 mile per gallon,
Sucking down Quarter Pounder cheeseburgers from McDonalds
In the old fashioned non-biodegradable styrofoam containers
And when Im done sucking down those greeseball burgers
Im gonna wipe my mouth with the American flag
And then Im gonna toss the styrofoam containers right out the side
And there aint a goddamn thing anybody can do about it
You know why, because weve got the bombs, thats why
2 words, nuclear fucking weapons, OK?
Russia, Germany, Romania, they can have all the democracy they want
They can have a big democracy cakewalk
Right through the middle of Tiananmen Square
and it wont make a lick of difference
Because weve got the bombs, OK?
John Wayne's not dead,
hes frozen, and as soon as we find a cure for cancer
Were gonna thaw out the duke and hes gonna be pretty pissed off
You know why,
Have you ever taken a cold shower, well multiply that by 15 million times
Thats how pissed off the dukes gonna be!
I'm gonna get the Duke, and John Cassavetes,
and Lee Marvin, and Sam Peckinpah, and a case of whiskey,
and drive down to Texas and say.....

(Hey! You know, you really are an asshole!)
Why don't you just shut up and sing the song, pal?
Im an asshole (hes an asshole)
Im an asshole (hes the worlds biggest asshole)

A-S-S-H-O-L-E
Everybody
A-S-S-H-O-L-E

Im an asshole and Im proud of it

I'm an Asshole By Dennis Leary

† The Beginning of the End;

Who knows maybe eventually I'll put something here. 8B

» Basic Statistics

»Full Name: Jacob Follia.
»Alias: Jacob; Jay; J.
»Gender: Male.
»Species: Vampire; pure-bred.
»Age (actual): Four-hundred and seventy-three.
»Age (appears): in his early to mid twenties.
»Birthday: December twenty-eighth; (capricorn).

»Nationality: Italian.
»Language(s): Italian (primary), English (second primary), German, some Russian, some Spanish and some Japanese.
»Beliefs: Catholic - and believes he is going straight to hell when he dies and oddly, has no issue with it or any desire to change his ways.
»Power(s): coming soon.

»Sexual Orientation: Straight.
»Status: Single.
»Lover: none available.

»Occupation: Professional thief.
»Location: New York City, New York.
»Living Quarters: coming soon.
»Living With: Alone.

»Drives:
Corvette: (Z06; 2006); black with red racing stripes, matching leather interior; chrome rims.

»Relation(s):
Mother: Addison Follia; deceased; killed at Jacobs hand.
Father: Shane Follia; deceased; killed in an attack.
Sibling(s): Claire Follia; (younger sister); deceased.
Child(ren): none available.

»Friend(s): Cari.

»Extra: While Jacob is a pure-bred vampire he shows signs of being part Beserker demon - where he gets to a point he snaps and will attack anything until he finally comes around. This is also the point when he lets his feeding slip however, unlike most he has honed his habit of feeding down to a minimal.

» General Design

»Height: six foot and two inches.
»Weight: roughly one hundred and eighty-nine pounds.
»Body Build: toned; Jacob has a toned and built but is far from bulky.
»Skin tone: medium tan; peach toned.

»Eye Color: silver.
»Hair Color: jet black with streaks of red threw out it.
»Hair (other): medium; comes down just a bit past his chin; has a layered spikey look to it.

»Marking(s): several; coming soon.
»Tattoo(s): none available.
»Piercing(s): one; has the left side of his lower lip done.

»Appearance: Jacob is typically found in a more 'rocker' attire white muscle shirt with a black skull with cross bones; the shirt is nearly skin tight showing off his well toned body underneath. His pants are generally black and baggy - held up by a brown leather belt with a silver buckle. He wears work boots. To finish his look off he wears a black jean jacket - rarely buttoned up. He also has a thin silver chain with a razor hanging in the middle of it.

»Traits: egotistical, agressive, untrusting, sarcastic, lacks compassion, demands respect, has very little concern about anyone but himself, pervert, dogmatic, possessive, mentally unstable at times and withdrawn.

»Quirk(s): Jacob can't stand being around large cowards of people, can't go without sex for a day; tried once and failed, can be loyal; until he gets bored with the person, tends to think he's gods gift to women; though truly its only in the bedroom, can be charming when he wants and enjoys the more dangerous and kinky things in life.

»Enjoys: coming soon.
»Loathes: coming soon.

»Quote: "Heeeeyyy Girlie! Wanna come spend the night with me?! I don't bite... much."

» Photographs

» When Fantasy becomes Reality; a tale of Seduction

Full Name: Carrissa
Relationship: Friend.

coming soon.

» Life's little wonderful Treasures

coming soon. ;x

» Credits and Thank-yous

» Thank-You's;
none available.

» Credits;